Tuesday, October 20, 2026

Robots, slaves, orcs, and dragons

Many people — engineers, software developers, scientists, philosophers — are now pondering the question of AI consciousness. I have thoughts too, about both what consciousness is and whether AI systems have it or could ever have it. Key philosophers who have helped shape how my thoughts on consciousness have evolved over the past few decades include David Hume, John Locke, Edmund Husserl, Bertrand Russell, Martin Heidegger, Maurice Merleau-Ponty, Paul Ricoeur, and Daniel Dennett.

To grossly summarize —

Hume reduces consciousness to a “bundle of perceptions” with no underlying self;

Locke defines personal identity as continuity of consciousness through memory;

Husserl foregrounds consciousness as the absolute foundation of all meaning;

Russell describes mind and matter not as two distinct substances but rather two different organizational patterns of the same underlying “stuff”;

Heidegger displaces consciousness in favor of being-in-the-world;

Merleau-Ponty re-grounds it in the body;

Ricoeur re-grounds it again, this time in language and interpretation;

Dennett dissolves it entirely into functional information processing.

But look, we’re already deep in the weeds — and I haven’t even mentioned Aristotle, the Stoics, Giordano Bruno, Alfred North Whitehead, Galen Strawson, or David Chalmers. There is too much to say for this post, so I’ll save further elaboration for another day.

So why are we here today? In the process of pondering this subject over many years, and now more recently in light of developments in artificial intelligence, some linguistic musings have swum to the surface, and as is my wont, linguistic and philosophical roots always tend to grow and ramify into literary branches and leaves. I thought I’d share a few of them here.

Thanks to Isaac Asimov and others, everyone knows the word robot. George Lucas also popularized mechanical people, but he called them “droids”, a shortening of androids, a word that is much, much older than robot. The OED defines an android as “an automaton resembling a human being”, first attested in 1727, if you can believe that! It’s from Latin androīdēs, in turn from Ancient Greek ἀνδροειδής “human-shaped”.

But robot is a 20th century coinage. The Czech playwright, Karel Čapek, needed a word for artificial workers for his 1920 science-fiction play, R.U.R., an acronym for Rossumovi Univerzální Roboti (“Rossum’s Universal Robots”). Interestingly, in Čapek’s play, the robots are made out of synthetic organic matter, i.e., artificial flesh and blood, rather than metal and circuits and wires. This makes them closer to what we might think of as androids — like the “andies” in Philip K. Dick’s Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (replicants in the film adaptation, Blade Runner). But Čapek’s choice of robot is quite deliberate.

Originally, when drafting the play, he was thinking of using the word laboři or “workers” (from Latin labor “labor, toil”), but it didn’t feel like what he was really grasping at. His brother Josef, also a writer, suggested roboti “*robots” — at the time, an asterisk before the English word would have been appropriate, as there was no such word in English (or Czech).

The word ultimately derives from Old Church Slavonic работа “servitude” and рабъ “slave”, with descendants and cognates across the Slavic spectrum, all connected to “labor, work”. The Czech robota refers to “forced labor" specifically, or by extension, “a grind, drudgery, tedious toil”. The German Arbeit “work” is also related, as its consonantal silhouette makes clear. Compare Proto-Germanic *arbaidiz with Proto-Slavic *orbota. The English word orphan is not too distantly related: as the root evolved, one branch took on the meaning “deprived of a parent”, the other “deprived of freedom”.

A robotnik in Czech is “a forced laborer”, i.e., someone who performs robota, suggesting just what Čapek was looking for, and his brother provided the coinage, roboti. The play was popular, translated into 30 languages within three years of its publication, and all those translators had to figure out what to do with roboti. The easiest choice was to retain the word more or less as is, allowing for logical changes like losing the Czech inflectional forms, and so on. All of which helped to spread the word “robot” around the world, practically overnight, sowing imaginative seeds just as science fiction was really about to explode.

And thus began a long tradition — or not quite began: there are earlier examples of automatons, artificial men, clockwork people. The monster in Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein (1818) and Olympia in Jacques Offenbach’s, The Tales of Hoffmann (1881) — probably my favorite opera, by the way — are two notable antecedents (and not the only ones). But in terms of our modern conception of robots, you could say Čapek was the pater familias from whom other science-fiction writers’ robots descended.

Isaac Asimov was influential here — without him, Čapek’s word might have died out; after all, his play isn’t still being staged, is it? — as were Ray Bradbury, Philip K. Dick, Fritz Leiber, Stanisław Lem, Ira Levin, and plenty of others. I’d like to put in a special recommendation for a favorite of mine, Walter Tevis’s Mockingbird (1980), the same guy who wrote The Man Who Fell to Earth, The Hustler, and The Queen’s Gambit, by the way. A central character in Mockingbird is the robot Dean of NYU. He wants to die, but his programming won’t permit him to end his own life. He does try. Last week, I read Glenn Dixon’s The Infinite Sadness of Small Appliances (2026), a charming and cautionary tale about sentient appliances, and I’ve just started Kazuo Ishiguro’s Klara and the Sun (2021), soon arriving as a feature film starring Jenna Ortega. The moral implications of artificial people — for example, whether it’s okay to mistreat or enslave them — are still being explored in fiction and philosophy today, one hundred years after Čapek wrote his play.

Speaking of etymologies, did you know that the English words “slave” and “Slavic” are related? The Latin sclavus, originally referring to people of Slavic geographic and/or ethnic origin, came to mean a person forcibly captured and sold into bondage, because so many of these slaves in the Middle Ages, well, were Slavs. You can read a lot more about this here, but isn’t it ironic that a Slav, Čapek, would introduce to the world a new word for “slave”, a word that would go on to stir up all kinds of engineering innovation and thorny philosophical issues a century later?

Having said all this, dare I make some connections to Tolkien here? Why wouldn’t I? I mean, have you met me? :)

There’s plenty one can say about slavery in Middle-earth — the Nazgûl enslaved by the “Nine [Rings] for Mortal Men doomed to die”; the fallen Númenóreans of the Second Age enslaving the denizens of Middle-earth; the large-scale enslavement of Easterlings and Southrons, forced to till the fields around Lake Núrnen to feed Sauron’s vast armies; enslaved Elves and Ents twisted by Morgoth into Orcs and Trolls. Even among the Orcs, we see a class hierarchy, in which the smaller, lesser breeds were called snaga, “slave”, an “Orc-word, for a servant or slave, or like” [1]. Tolkien also often used the word “thrall” in the same way.

I’ve written about the Orkish word snaga before, near the end of this post from almost twenty years ago. Tentatively, I’ve suggested that Old English snaca “snake” might have been an unconscious source for Tolkien’s snaga. After all, among the sound changes Grimm’s Law describes is PIE g > PGmc k, thus the Proto-Indo-European root √sneg “to creep”, “a creeping thing” begat Old English snaca. If we imagine Tolkien playing with how stops might become voiced or voiceless in his own fictive historical linguistic Lautgesetze, Orkish snaga could have developed from something like Black speech *snaka, *sneka. It fits, in my mind. But we can’t know what Tolkien was thinking unless some commentary on it should come to light. We’re really just having some fun.

But what about robots in Tolkien? Surely not! Or … actually, yes? What about Tolkien’s “robot” dragons? Robot dragons, you say!? Yes, I do say!

Many casual fans of The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings are unaware of this particular oddity in Tolkien’s legendarium, but in the earliest drafts of “The Fall of Gondolin”, written around 1916, Tolkien describes iron monsters made by Melko (as Melkor/Morgoth was first conceived) in the likeness of dragons, which could inflict horrors on the battlefield and even transport Orcs inside them, like Odysseus’s Trojan Horse.

In the words of Tolkien:

Then on a time Melko assembled all his most cunning smiths and sorcerers, and of iron and flame they wrought a host of monsters such as have only at that time been seen and shall not again be till the Great End. Some were all of iron so cunningly linked that they might flow like slow rivers of metal or coil themselves around and above all obstacles before them, and these were filled in their innermost depths with the grimmest of the Orcs with scimitars and spears; others of bronze and copper were given hearts and spirits of blazing fire, and they blasted all that stood before them with the terror of their snorting or trampled whatso escaped the ardour of their breath; yet others were creatures of pure flame that writhed like ropes of molten metal, and they brought to ruin whatever fabric they came nigh, and iron and stone melted before them and became as water, and upon them rode the Balrogs in hundreds; and these were the most dire of all those monsters which Melko devised against Gondolin. [2]

Vivid and terrifying, no? Then, in the notes of his son and editor, Christopher explains:

In The Silmarillion the dragons that came against Gondolin were ‘of the brood of Glaurung’, which ‘were become now many and terrible’ whereas in the tale the language employed […] suggests that some at least of the ‘Monsters’ were inanimate ‘devices’, the construction of smiths in the forges of Angband. But even the ‘things of iron’ that ‘opened about their middles’ to disgorge bands of Orcs are called ruthless beasts’, and Gothmog ‘bade’ them ‘pile themselves’ […]; those made of bronze or copper ‘were given hearts and spirits of blazing fire’ while the ‘fire-drake’ that Tuor hewed screamed and lashed with its tail […]. [3]

This image was obviously suggested — not subtly! — by the armored tanks of World War I, a new horror at the time, which Tolkien would have seen with his own eyes during his grim experience in the Battle of the Somme. Perhaps partly as a coping mechanism, he euhemerized them into dragons.

John Garth writes that these monsters “violate the boundary between mythical monster and machine, between magic and technology” [4]. War reporting at the time also likened German tanks to living creatures, like a “monster”, driven by “a supernatural force”, an “iron caterpillar”, “the devil’s chariot”, and “and other antediluvian and mythical monsters” [5]. Garth goes on to observe that

there is a whiff of science fiction about the army attacking Gondolin […].  From a modern perspective, this enemy host appears technological, if futuristic; the ‘hearts and spirits of blazing fire’ of its brazen dragons remind us of the internal combustion engine. But to the Noldoli the host seems the product of sorcery. ‘The Fall of Gondolin’, in Tolkien’s grand unfolding design, is a story told by an Elf; and the combustion engine, seen through enchanted eyes, could appear as nothing other than a metal heart filled with flame. [6]

Are these really robots in the modern sense? Maybe not Čapek’s or Asimov’s sort of robots, but with semi-autonomous machines, capable of some independent action, “given hearts and spirits”, but controlled by a greater power, Tolkien seemed to be reaching for a similar idea. He would, of course, stop short of any such automaton developing actual consciousness; this would have been very much incompatible with his Roman Catholic beliefs. Aulë’s Dwarves would have remained mere automata, requiring Aulë’s constant attention and control, were it not for the grace of Ilúvatar in endowing them with the divine spark of independent consciousness. And in any case, Tolkien dropped the whole idea of “robot dragons” in his later elaboration on the Gondolin story, leaving them behind in these older drafts.

What would Tolkien have thought of today’s robots? A “contrivance of the Enemy”, no doubt, to quote Boromir, a burlesque of genuine creation and consciousness, which are the provenance of God alone. I don’t think Tolkien would have admitted robots into the domain of positive subcreation by Man humbly imitating of God, because he would have felt the motives were evil, not good; arrogant, not worshipful; mocking, not making.


[1] Parma Eldalamberon 17 (2007), p. 79; and see The Return of the King, Appendix F, p. 409.

[2] The Book of Lost Tales 2, p. 170.

[3] Ibid., p. 213.

[4] Garth, John. Tolkien and the Great War: The Threshold of Middle-earth. Houghton Mifflin, 2003, p. 220.

[5] Quoted in Garth, p. 221.

[6] Garth, p. 221.

Wednesday, October 14, 2026

The things we remember, the things we forget, and the things we never knew we didn’t know

Wikipedia entries about Tolkien and related topics have been making reference to my research for some time. I can’t remember when I first discovered this … Okay, I just hunted it down, and it was in September 2008. I admit it was a bit of a thrill to see this for the first time, but I stopped keeping an eye out for it after a while. As of this writing, more than 60 entries on Wikipedia make reference to me, and not all of them in English. I didn’t realize it was that many until just now; I should definitely take a closer look. It’s nice to see that people are reading my work, remembering it, referencing it, and recommending it, directly or indirectly. Part of the reason my first book is still in print and still selling.

What brings me here today is the Wikipedia entry for Nazgûl, which includes a pretty substantial reference — the better part of 400 words — to my linguistic analysis of “wraith”, “nazgûl”, “writhe”, “ring”, and other connected words. It’s an accurate, relevant, and well-written summary of (a small part of) what I published in my 2014 essay, “Tolkien’s Wraiths, Rings, and Dragons: An Exercise in Literary Linguistics”. That essay grew out of a conference paper I delivered in Connecticut in 2008, which in turn evolved from a series of investigations I published here on this blog over the course of 2007 — nearing twenty years ago now! Could time be any stranger?

A Wikipedia contributor called “Chiswick Chap” added the “Etymological connotations” section to the Nazgûl entry on June 25, 2023, originally just a single short paragraph early in the day, then edited and expanded multiple times over the course of the same day and into the next to take the bulk of the form it has today. The same contributor created and added a diagram as part of a flurry of edits over the summer and fall of 2024, with the diagram’s first appearance coming on September 21, 2024.

The diagram (shown at the bottom of the post) is a remarkable visualization of some of the linguistic connections I made, organizing words and cognate forms from various languages into a series of overlapping ellipses, a bit like a multivariable Venn diagram. I find this especially elegant because it’s not only an accurate representation of how these words relate to each other — which tells me I did well at conveying those relationships, and Chiswick Chap did well at comprehending them; neither to be assumed! — but the ellipses also beautifully echo the circles, rings, and circular connections at the heart of the analysis. Like two stones dropped into a pond, each sending out overlapping ripples. Chiswick Chap even puts an image of the One Ring at the top of the diagram, shown at an angle that makes it elliptical also. I love it.

As a short digression, something you wouldn’t have seen if you’ve only read my published essay is the PowerPoint presentation I built to accompany the conference paper, which included a variety of animated and, to be honest, wildly over-engineered diagrams to visualize these words and their interrelationships. Here’s a taste:

It’s something I hadn’t done before, didn’t need to do then, and haven’t done since. It was fun, but not at all necessary. Still, one could almost wonder whether Chiswick Chap had seen this presentation, given the type of diagram he eventually constructed. But no, I’m sure that’s not the case. (Another small side note. I’ve been inclined toward this type of diagram before, though not animated in PowerPoint. In college, I produced complex diagrams like this to accompany papers I wrote on Poe, Hemingway, and Brontë, among others. No wonder Chiswick Chap’s diagram appeals to me so much!)

So, who is this Chiswick Chap? Well, someone from Chiswick, I presumed, a district in West London. Also, I guessed he’s a man; are women ever called “chap” in colloquial British English the way Americans can call women “dude” or Australians call women “mate”? I don’t think so. He’s a prolific contributor to Wikipedia, not just in matters of Tolkien, but also Agriculture, Animals, Artists, Biology, Cookery, Culture, Chiswick (duh), Forestry, History and philosophy of science, Natural history, Scandinavia, Beowulf, Victoriana, Yoga, and other subjects besides. Some of these have obvious overlaps with Tolkien; others, not so much. He’s also created hundreds of diagrams for Wikipedia.

On the matter of Tolkien in particular, Chiswick Chap has been busy, writing more than 100 entries and improving more than 200 others relating to Tolkien! Describing his own work here on his Wikipedia landing page, he writes:

This [i.e., Tolkien on Wikipedia] didn’t look like a dark corner, as it had been extensively and lovingly attended … by fans. Suffice it to say that a lot of the old articles are now a great deal better-cited, while the unciteable ones aren’t around any more. At least 137 new (*) articles (including half-a-dozen phoenixes) and over 250 GAs and FAs, not counting the 4 Tolkien/Beowulf ones. The old articles were basically all in-universe; the new ones are thematic and analytic, summarizing a now-vast body of international Tolkien scholarship. There’s a write-up of it all in Mythlore, for anyone of a scholarly bent. [2]

So, a reference to something in Mythlore! And the essay in question reveals Chiswick Chap’s identity! “Weaving Wikipedia’s Middle-earth Web” by Ian F. Alexander, published in the April 2025 issue. Now, one might think I’d’ve read this over a year ago, eh? The issue did catch my eye when it was announced. Searching back, I see I flagged the announcement in my email, and I also find that I wrote to the Mythopoeic Society’s listserv at the time:

The upcoming essay on Alan Garner’s Elidor really caught my eye! Nowadays it’s an almost forgotten book, but it was a favorite of mine at one time. I’ll have to read it again. The piece about Wikipedia and Middle-earth also sounds like it could be really interesting. And the new essay from Eric Reinders. Saw him at Mythcon last year and was impressed with his work. Lots of good stuff coming! Thanks as always to you, Janet, and to all the contributors! [April 10, 2025, emphasis added]

But in spite of noticing the essay and intending to read it, I didn’t. I should have, but it evidently slipped my mind, as more and more things do nowadays. Even if I had, it doesn’t mean I would have discovered the Nazgûl entry a year ago.

Well, I’ve read it now. In the short piece, Alexander argues that Wikipedia serves as a valuable bridge between Tolkien scholarship and the general public by creating a large, interconnected network of well-sourced articles on Middle-earth that combine accessible explanation with scholarly references — exactly the kind of balance I always hope to achieve in my work. Too many writings on Tolkien are one or the other — accessible or scholarly, not both. He also summarizes his many contributions and provides interesting insights into how contributing to Wikipedia works, statistics on popular Tolkien topics in Wikipedia, and more.

The scope and quality of Alexander’s contributions to the treatment of Tolkien in Wikipedia are, frankly, pretty staggering! I know, I know: I’m coming to this late, and — tellingly, I guess — through ego surfing. I only discovered the Nazgûl reference because the entry had been edited again, trivially, in the last month. But better late than never, and better circuitously than not at all. I like to think I know or know of most of the people who are really actively involved in the Tolkien community, but I don’t think I’ve ever crossed paths with Ian Alexander. I’d like to. Thank you for your service to the community, sir!

For posterity — Wikipedia entries have a tendency to evolve, and the internet is an ephemeral thing — here are the relevant section and diagram as they look today:


[1] Fisher, Jason. “Tolkien’s Wraiths, Rings, and Dragons: An Exercise in Literary Linguistics”. In Houghton, John Wm., Croft, Janet Brennan, Martsch, N., et al., eds. Tolkien in the New Century: Essays in Honor of Tom Shippey. McFarland, 2014, pp. 97–114.

[2] GAs are Good Articles, and FAs are Featured Articles. I don’t think “phoenix” is an official term in the parlance of Wikipedia contributors, but I take it to refer to a Wikipedia entry that died for lack of quality or interest, was eventually deleted, but then recreated and resurrected better than before.